I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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people who send themselves anon hate
i dont understand this gif but it feels right
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when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
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